"You haven't lived till you put my meat in your mouth." Rich Raley

We've all been there. Late at night, drunk at the bar, hungry and no place is open for food. Rich Raley just saved you a trip to McDonalds and a possible DUI ticket. From midnight till 3 am Rich has set up a food cart on the patio of Dicks bar and grill. You get 2 options of awesomeness! A Philly cheese steak and a chili cheese dog. Lets take a look at what he has to offer.


Mmmmmmm Philly steak just simmering in its own juices, I would seriously drink a cup of the au jus...

Then we have the chili and *dramatic pause for effect* FREAKING REAL CHEEZ WHIZ!!!! IT IS NOT A PHILLY IF IT DOES NOT COME WITH CHEEZ WHIZ!!!!

Mr. Raley ever so gently stuffs your bun with a generous portion of his meat.

Oh this picture makes my knees weak. Cheez Whiz how I love you.

Oh hey there hot dogs, are you ready to go in my belly?

Rich again putting his meat in your buns.

Now when it comes to my chili cheese dogs, any cheese will do. But for some odd reason I don't think I can eat another one with out Cheez Whiz. That shit is like heroin.

And to top it off a nice scoop of chili

Im not sure of what Colette got, I think it was the Philly cheese steak. But either way here is a picture of her stuffing her face. I know she liked what ever it was she was eating.

I had the chili cheese dog. Pretty sure someone was telling me to stop eating so fast in this picture. I got the look of "Bitch, don't tell me how to eat my damn food."

He also has condiments on the cart if you want to add some more things to your food. Save some room for food, because you will seriously want to try both of these. Sorry for all the sexual innuendo's but Rich is kind of a dirty old man. What am I saying? He is a dirty old man! But the man knows his food! Also if you are at the bar's around the St Croix county look for Raley's Pizza! The Buffalo Chicken is great!

"Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants" - Unknown

So this week I started biking to work and found that I am WAY out of shape. So I started working out and I went to the grocery store and got a bunch of fruit and veggies. I also picked up some of those healthy choice steamers. I was surprised, they are really good! In the middle of eating a rosemary chicken and potato steamer I got a visit from my buddy Justin with a little present.

I am a HUGE fan of spicy food, my bowels however are not. But I sacrifice the well-being of my anus for food that makes my mouth feel like a volcano. The hotter the better! Alright enough rambling...


The wings you see here are Raspberry Habenero wings from Barkers Bar and Grill. Justin used to make these a few years ago, but they were never put on the menu as a permanent item. On a side note, I do not eat at this establishment for personal reasons, but please do not let that stop you from checking the place out. The service is awesome and the food is great. I think Justin brought them over so I would put them on the blog. Such an attention whore!

On to how tasty these are!

When you bite into these wings the first thing you taste is the sweetness of the raspberry, then a slow warming sensation with a hint of habenero. Now this blows my mind because any one who has eaten a habenero knows there is no slow warming sensation with that pepper, it usually goes from zero to HELLO! THIS IS HOT! But with these, its a tolerable heat. Even a person who doesn't really like spicy food can handle these wings, unless you think ketchup is spicy. Im usually a bleu cheese guy when it comes to wings, but with these I like ranch. Something about the creaminess and flavor of ranch dressing really brings out and compliments the flavor of these wings. A+ Justin!

http://www.facebook.com/barkers.barandgrill

Any way, try and stay cool over the next few days! Hopefully it starts cooling off or at least one could hope for the humidity to go away.

Breakfast Pizza of the Century goes to...

Kozy Korner in North Hudson Wisconsin!!!

This pizza is so filling that one or two slices will put you into a food coma. Lets delve into the makings of this pizza shall we.

Its on a buttery thick crust with a creamy white sauce. On top of that rests scrambled eggs, bacon crumbles, ham, hashbrowns, and cheddar cheese. In this picture there is no ham or bacon because the person that I ate the pizza with was vegetarian. And we all know that vegetarian is native american for lousy hunter...

I like to put ketchup and taco bell's fire sauce on mine. I've heard that sriracha sauce is pretty money as well. I guess I will have to try it next time. Quite honestly any pizza I've had from this establishment is fantastic. Here are my top 5 pizza favorites.

1. Pizza Scramble (mmmm breakfast)
2. Irish Spectacular (sauerkraut on a pizza?! Oh its amazing trust me!)
3. Pizza Master (pepperoni, sausage, and veggies)
4. Tyrannosaurus Rex (its exactly what you're thinking, MEAT!)
5. Bacon Cheeseburger (thousand island sauce instead of pizza sauce. GENIUS!)

They also have burgers and sandwiches. Check them out on facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/kozy.korner

On to lunch from a few days ago. Doughboys Pizza just opened up downtown Hudson. We had a coupon for a free order of garlic cheese bread. That is like the perfect appetizer in my opinion.

Ben got the Ham and cheese thinking that is was just going to be a sandwich on a hamburger bun. He was wrong, look at this monster. A toasted baguette with just ham and cheese, no lettuce or any other rabbit food. MEAT AND CHEESE!

I had a powerful lust for spaghetti and meatballs. Oh boy those meatballs are awesome. I really like their meat sauce as well. Its very simple, nothing to overpowering with the spices.

Here is the website to check out the menu
http://doughboys-pizza.com

Cheers! Hope every one is having a wonderful weekend!

Busy little freak...

Sorry peeps, Ive been pretty busy the last few weeks. But fear not! There will be more artery clogging goodness coming soon! Stay tuned...

Love, Gonzo